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Not really much to see here citizen, move along.

...Or maybe there is, it is hard to tell these days. If you look long enough you might find something.
This website was last updated on April 30, 2026.
As we live in a "post-truth" era where anything created on the Internet is 100% accurate and believable (especially by Americans) please enjoy some non-research-driven news articles:

Using IT Employees as Disaster Recovery Hamsters to Power Data Centers
Chimpanzees in Governance
Health Benefits from eating crushed glass
Beating your head against the wall has benefits
Outsourcing your medical care to Reddit
The Value of Making Customers Hate You
Forget savings accounts, live for the moment!
Financial benefits of a collapsed stock market
Why corporations benefit from psychopathic HR employees
Walking on hot coals
The unexplained phenomenon of rainfall!
Value of violence over words
Anti-Science is Low Stress!
Using public executions to drive civic engagement
Only machines can fly. All birds must be drones.
To honor US Thanksgiving, let's learn why gluttony is a virtue!
Spending time on a horrible website UI is a great investment!
Discover the important value of consuming two kilos of cabbage.
Bathrooms are mind control, ignore them and go wherever you want!
Bankrupting the country is good for apocalypse stocks
Ethics are for losers!

I present you with the best song never-sung:

I’m proud to be Hungarian, where at least I know I’m free.
And I won’t forget the men who tried to take that right from me.
So I’d like us all to stand up, and yell, “Fuck You” for all the world to hear,
Because I’m proud to be Hungarian, and you can hold my beer.

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